We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes

By Jennings, Patrick

Publishers Summary:
I am a snake. No, not a rattlesnake. I just look like one. I'm a gopher snake. One day an oily, filthy, fleshy human child crossed my path. As luck would have it, he knew the difference between a gopher snake and a rattlesnake. He has imprisoned me in a terrarium. His name is Gunnar. He calls me Crusher. He thinks I'm male. I'm not. He dropped in a dead mouse and hoped I'd eat it. I buried it. He then dropped in a live one, which he called "Breakfast." I didn't lay a coil on it. Gunnar thinks I'll be his adoring pet. He's wrong. In fact, I am planning my escape. I may take Breakfast with me. Crusher will charm readers in this entertaining, clever novel about a snake in captivity and how she turns the tables on her human captor.

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ISBN
978-0-06082-114-2
Publisher
HarperCollins


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School Library Journal

Reviewed on February 1, 2009

Gr 4-6 After being captured by "an oily, filthy, fleshy human child" named Gunnar, a female gopher snake gets an up-close view of the human world. Christened Crusher by her captor, the snake communicates telepathically with the other reptiles in his room and learns that the boy has a bad track record with his pets, soon losing interest in them and becoming absorbed in his video games. Crusher at first refuses to eat any ...Log In or Sign Up to Read More

Horn Book Magazine

Reviewed on March 1, 2009

"Crusher" is the name Gunnar gives the gopher snake he catches and adds to his collection of exotic animals, but he doesn't know his snake at all, not even its gender. Through Crusher's wry narration, readers get to know her and to hear her view of "lower life form" Gunnar as she tries to figure out this new and puzzling world. Her fellow prisoners in nea...Log In or Sign Up to Read More

Horn Book Guide

Reviewed on January 1, 2009

Through wry narration, readers hear gopher snake Crusher's view of "lower life form" Gunnar (the kid who catches her) and h...Log In or Sign Up to Read More

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